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finder's keepers
 
 
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"
cris cross
 
 
Yo mama so cross-eyed, when she crys, tears rolled down her back.
you so poor
 
 
You so poor, every time the wind blows, your address changes!
yo mama's so fat... born
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, 'Great, triplets.'

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