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yo mama's smile
 
 
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.
michael jackson shops at wal-mart
 
 
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

tub o' goo
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
on and off
 
 
A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. "Help me out here," he yells to his buddy. "Is my blinker working?" The friend says, "Yes…no…yes."

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