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you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, you didn't get hit with the ugly stick -- you got hit with the whole damn tree!
yo mama's so fat... jenny craig
 
 
Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig and they said "Sorry, we don't do miracles!"
you so poor
 
 
You so poor, last time you had a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
blonde and blonder
 
 
A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini when another blonde drives up in a car. The second blonde in the car yells to the blonde in the cornfield, "You moron!, you're the reason for all the dumb blonde jokes! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

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