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clinton hijinx
 
 
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine!
you're so poor...trashcan
 
 
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, 'I am moving my house to another place it's too noisy out there!'
you so poor
 
 
You so poor, last time you had a hot meal was when a rich man farted!

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