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you're so stupid, you sleep with...
 
 
You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep.
what do you call a blond with half a brain?
 
 
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted

bush got a coded message from saddam
 
 
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.

It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...

it burns
 
 
Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.

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