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yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."
yo mama's so fat... two watches
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each timezone!
you're so poor
 
 
You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watcht he police and call it “Cops.”
urinalotta trouble
 
 
Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!

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