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michael jackson shops at wal-mart
 
 
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

hey dj
 
 
Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck
on and off
 
 
A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. "Help me out here," he yells to his buddy. "Is my blinker working?" The friend says, "Yes…no…yes."
paying the bills
 
 
President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. "What is it?" sighs the president. "It's this abortion bill. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks. "Go ahead and pay it," says the president.

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