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lift off
 
 
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.
a greater insult
 
 
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are a**holes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back."

The biker says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm an a**hole."
no fly zone
 
 
The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
pov
 
 
An Insult:

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!


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