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yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Your mama is so poor she does her homework on an Etch-a-Sketch.
yo mama's so nasty, i came over and asked...
 
 
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked what's for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"
this joke hurts
 
 
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

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