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your teeth...
 
 
Your teeth are so yellow that when you close your mouth, your stomach lights up.
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, God put an I.O.U. on her head!
topless fat woman
 
 
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.

"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."

you're like a...
 
 
You're just like a telephone -- even a three-year-old can pick you up.

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