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yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo mama so ugly when she was born they used a tinted incubator.
yo mama's so nasty... bath
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
topless fat woman
 
 
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.

"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."

yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."

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