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yo mama's so skinny
 
 
Yo' mama so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a deodorant!
close enough for government
 
 
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.

"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."

"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."

"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."

michael jackson and casper
 
 
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

yo mama's so fat... showered
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she showered and found an old thong!

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