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clinton hijinx
 
 
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
slip into something more comfortable
 
 
Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
yo mama's so skinny... baseball
 
 
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat
you're so dumb
 
 
You're so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

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