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why did the city build a graveyard...
 
 
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?

A: So all the old people can see there futures!

bullwinkle
 
 
Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?

A: Moose and Squirrel

nowhere to hide
 
 
President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.
a manager walks into his office...
 
 
A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's crying. She tells him she just found out her mother died. The manager tells her to go to take the rest of the day off and not to worry about work. Later, the manager calls the blonde to see how she's doing. The blonde is crying harder than before. He tries to console her, but he couldn't. The blonde says, "I was calling everyone to let them know about my mother's death and I found out something horrible." "What?" the manager replied. "I found out my sister's mom died too!"

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