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close enough for government
 
 
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.

"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."

"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."

"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."

yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo' Mama so dumb, she measures her weight on the Richter Scale.
yo mama's...kidnappers
 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her buying Hefty bags and asked what she was doing. She said "Buying luggage!"

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