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yo mama's so fat... first word
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink.
yo mama golden arches
 
 
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
you're so poor
 
 
You're so poor, you DJ for the ice cream truck.
lesbians, diets, and makeup
 
 
Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear makeup at the same time?

It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Clairborne on your face!


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