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tivo
 
 
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the TV, I missed two episodes.
a greater insult
 
 
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are a**holes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back."

The biker says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm an a**hole."
half bush
 
 
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
yo mama... christmas corner
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

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