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where did it go?
 
 
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
it burns
 
 
Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.
birds of paradise
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
a greater insult
 
 
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are a**holes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back."

The biker says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm an a**hole."

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