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your family is so poor...
 
 
Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at them.
a stoner stumbles out of a party...
 
 
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.

One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.

The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"

The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

yo mama's so fat...
 
 
Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale!
yo mama's so nasty, i came over and asked...
 
 
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked what's for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"

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