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you're so poor!!!
 
 
You're so poor that when I came to your house and asked to use the washroom, you handed me a shovel and pointed me toward the back door.
fast food
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
wake up, stand up
 
 
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds".
your butt so big
 
 
Your butt so big, that when you were born, the doctor said "Congratulations! Twins!"

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