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my wife at the zoo
 
 
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”
if brains were dynamite...
 
 
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
take yo mama to work day
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
you are so fat
 
 
You are so fat, I put a quarter up your butt and you spat out a Little Debbie cake.

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