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blonde and blonder
 
 
A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini when another blonde drives up in a car. The second blonde in the car yells to the blonde in the cornfield, "You moron!, you're the reason for all the dumb blonde jokes! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
no one is safe
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry
the corporate ladder
 
 
A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder.
dreamweaver
 
 
Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.

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