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lawyers vs prostitutes
 
 
How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

you're so stupid
 
 
You're so stupid that if you got locked in a grocery store, you'd starve to death!
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
you're so ugly...
 
 
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!

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