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you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly that when you walk into the room, the mice scream and jump up on chairs.
yo mama's so fat... two buses
 
 
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
you're so poor...
 
 
You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.
ape face
 
 
Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

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