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man and pig?
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?
yo mama's so fat... jenny craig
 
 
Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig and they said "Sorry, we don't do miracles!"
lunch is back
 
 
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes

A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.

blonde and blonder
 
 
A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini when another blonde drives up in a car. The second blonde in the car yells to the blonde in the cornfield, "You moron!, you're the reason for all the dumb blonde jokes! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

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