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husband & wife
 
 
Scene: Suburban home, living room. Post-quarrel.
Wife: You know, I was a fool when I married.
Husband: Yes, dear. But I was in love and didn't notice.
your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, "Hey, who turned off the heater!"
you are so poor
 
 
You are so poor, you were kicking a coke bottle down the street and you said you were moving.
you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

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