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it burns
 
 
Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.
birds of paradise
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
stained
 
 
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."
half bush
 
 
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

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