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major crackage
 
 
Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

the roof is on fire
 
 
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?

A: A blonde trying to burn it down

yo mama's so fat... corduroys
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!
a man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
 
 
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"


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