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yo mama's so fat... c-section
 
 
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-G Section!
clinton hijinx
 
 
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
you so horny
 
 
You so horny, last time you felt a breast was in a KFC bucket!
yo mama's so fat... two watches
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each timezone!

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