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yo mama's so fat... swim
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, you can swim in her bellybutton!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "No professionals!"
your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor that when I came to your house and asked, “where's the bathroom?” your Mama said, “fifth bucket to the right.”
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama is so poor she could only afford the word “wel” on her welcome mat.

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