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why do men float?
 
 
Why do men float better than women?
Because they're scum.
earth shaking
 
 
A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman.

"What on earth do you think you are doing?", says the woman.

The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang."

The woman laughs and says,

"If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"

your mom is so stupid...
 
 
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
yo mama is so nasty...
 
 
Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?"

She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".


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