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a helping hand
 
 
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die." The blondes looked at each other and decided the brunette should jump because she was the ugliest. The brunette jumps, but the two blondes let go of the rope when they clapped.
the corporate ladder
 
 
A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder.
dreamweaver
 
 
Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.
yo mama's so fat... klumps
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like supermodels!

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