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they're grrrrrreat
 
 
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
you're so stupid... color tv
 
 
You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she asked for a discount on pennycandy!
yo mama's so nasty...
 
 
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!

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