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with andy rooney
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes.'
hardworker, that bush
 
 
Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!
a man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
 
 
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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