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yo mama's so stupid...tv
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid that when we told her to go in the living room and sit on the couch and watch TV, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
pig in a bar
 
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'
yo're so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, when you were born the doctor smacked you and your mother.
your armpits are so smelly
 
 
Your armpits are so smelly they make speedstick slow down and think about it.

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