Insults jokes

Jokes » insults » humor 92

Insults


what is grosser than gross?
 
 
A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a broken match, a dirty fingernail, and of course millions of squirming, pulsing bacteria. Also: the pancake now smells like bellybutton, so you puke. But your stomach is empty so you dry heave, and now the pancake is covered in your early morning bile. Anyway, you're so hungry so you eat the pancake.

Man, that is totally gross.

yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
 
 
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where the thong was.
why did the city build a graveyard...
 
 
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?

A: So all the old people can see there futures!

nowhere to hide
 
 
President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.

Page 93 of 215     «« Previous | Next »»