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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!
yo mama's so short
 
 
Yo mama is so short, she has to look up to look down.
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
lesbians, diets, and makeup
 
 
Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear makeup at the same time?

It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Clairborne on your face!


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