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yo mama's so country
 
 
Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
you're so poor!!!
 
 
You're so poor that when I came to your house and asked to use the washroom, you handed me a shovel and pointed me toward the back door.
fast food
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
wake up, stand up
 
 
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds".

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