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get your feet wet
 
 
Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
annoying boy on bus
 
 
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, 'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, 'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, 'What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'

The kid smiles and says, 'I would be a bus driver!'

perspective insult
 
 
I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, you have to get you hand drunk just to masturbate.

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