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yo mama's so old... dreams
 
 
Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!
yo mama's so fat... airplane
 
 
Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
yo mama's so fat... beach
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she's the only one who gets a tan!
do it like mammals
 
 
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she says, "my husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually anymore." "Hmm," replies the doctor. "Have you considered taking a lover?" "I did that," she says, "and I'm still not getting enough sex to satisfy me." "How about taking another lover?" "I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can't seem to get enough." "My goodness," says the doctor, "you're quite an anomaly." "Oh, thank God," says the woman. "Will you please tell them I'm an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut."

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