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you're so stupid
 
 
You're so stupid, you went into the men's bathroom and came out bragging that you'd won a balloon.
yo mama is so damn fat yo
 
 
Yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!
blonde hide and go seek
 
 
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
butts
 
 
I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray

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