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do it like mammals
 
 
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she says, "my husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually anymore." "Hmm," replies the doctor. "Have you considered taking a lover?" "I did that," she says, "and I'm still not getting enough sex to satisfy me." "How about taking another lover?" "I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can't seem to get enough." "My goodness," says the doctor, "you're quite an anomaly." "Oh, thank God," says the woman. "Will you please tell them I'm an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut."
your face and my dog's face
 
 
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
your teeth are so busted...
 
 
Your teeth are so busted that you can kiss your mother and comb her mustache at the same time.
doorknob
 
 
You're just like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

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