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fork it up
 
 
Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.
a fashion sense
 
 
Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."
body talk
 
 
This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old ass?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."
laughing washing machine
 
 
Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.

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