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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she had to join the army to get a haircut!
pig in a bar
 
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'
yo're so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, when you were born the doctor smacked you and your mother.
big fat mopeds
 
 
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!


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