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yo mama's...beach
 
 
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
your dad's like cement
 
 
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
clinton hijinx
 
 
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine!

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