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man and pig?
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?
yo mama's so skinny
 
 
Yo mama so skinny, when she leans against the wall, it looks like a crack!
3 couples, 2 compliments, 1 adventure!
 
 
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
yo mama's house... dusty
 
 
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

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