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there is a navy guy and a marine...
 
 
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."

The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

yo mama just gets dumber...
 
 
Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.
yummy mama
 
 
Yo mama's so dumb the weather man said it was chilly outside so she went and got a bowl.

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