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yo mama's so fat... drives
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!
yo mama's...curb
 
 
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
staring insult
 
 
If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?”
Say “I don't know, give me a minute.”
there is a navy guy and a marine...
 
 
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."

The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"


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