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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
you're so poor...trashcan
 
 
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, 'I am moving my house to another place it's too noisy out there!'
you're so ugly... doctor 2
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and said, 'This is going to cost extra if I have to touch its ass.'
your breath is so bad
 
 
Your breath is so stank, when you talk your teeth duck.

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