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a redneck taped paper to his television...
 
 
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.

He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"

pumpkin
 
 
Is that your head or did someone plant a pumpkin on your neck?
gas for brains
 
 
If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a toy car around a fly.
what is grosser than gross?
 
 
A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a broken match, a dirty fingernail, and of course millions of squirming, pulsing bacteria. Also: the pancake now smells like bellybutton, so you puke. But your stomach is empty so you dry heave, and now the pancake is covered in your early morning bile. Anyway, you're so hungry so you eat the pancake.

Man, that is totally gross.


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