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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
yo family is so poor...
 
 
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"
your dad's like cement
 
 
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
slip into something more comfortable
 
 
Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.

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