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your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
perspective insult
 
 
I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
porsche and hedgehog
 
 
What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog?

A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.

the comeback supremo
 
 
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!

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