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bmw & a porcupine
 
 
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

you so fat...scale
 
 
You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!"
you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, you have to get you hand drunk just to masturbate.
you so horny
 
 
You so horny, last time you felt a breast was in a KFC bucket!

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