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you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, you didn't get hit with the ugly stick -- you got hit with the whole damn tree!
finder's keepers
 
 
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, she can't pour water from a boot with instructions on the bottom!
you so poor
 
 
You so poor, last time you had a hot meal was when a rich man farted!

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