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you're so stupid
 
 
You're so stupid, you asked the pharmascist how they get the little prescription bottles into the typewriters.
this joke hurts
 
 
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
yo ain't got no mama
 
 
You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
baboon face
 
 
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?

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