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poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
yo mama's so fat... rehab...
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
a man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
 
 
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"


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